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Issue 1 Winter 2009

Out of Print

After numerous setbacks, not to mention the mysterious disappearance of our poetry editor, the first issue of Pear Noir! is finally here.

Four years ago, while most of us were still in graduate school, Thursday nights were reserved for karaoke. We met for drinks, usually at Baudelaire’s on the South Side, and discussed the possibility of publishing a journal in between our best attempts at Pat Benatar or the Kinks.

It’s not that we were frustrated with what was available. Far from it. You can always find a staggering amount of progressive literature, if you know where to look. It’s just that the writer’s life is difficult, even with the increasing number of independent journals and presses accepting unsolicited manuscripts, and we wanted to do our part.

Simply put, our goal was to create a space where a diverse group of writers could share their works with a likeminded audience that otherwise wouldn’t get to read them.

It wasn’t always easy—haggling with printers and finding a distributor—but it was definitely worth it.

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This issue was edited in the crawlspace behind the second-largest bookcase in Pittsburgh. At least, that’s what we’ve been told.

In truth, the bookcase in question is smaller than the ones on either side of it, and we can only assume that any claims to its size may have more to do with the pretentiously hip selection of books on its shelves than its actual physical proportions.

As for the crawlspace, its walls are plastered with hardboiled posters from the classic period of film noir: Stranger on the Third Floor, The Maltese Falcon, The Postman Always Rings Twice. A pear-shaped lamp, a recent theft from our poetry editor’s garden-level apartment, casts light against the slanted ceilings, and an antique gramophone plays the same Saturday Looks Good To Me record on an endless loop—which isn’t exactly a bad thing.

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The Pear Noir! editorial board is made up of two English professors, a high school math teacher, a hibachi chef, and a turtle farmer.

During the selection process, we met in the crawlspace behind the second-largest bookcase in Pittsburgh, and read hundreds of submissions under the watchful eyes of Humphrey Bogart and Mary Astor. We ate crêpes and drank Merlot, made shadow puppets and learned the Charleston.

When we finally emerged, straightening our ties and stomping the dust from our wingtips, the selection was complete.

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Interestingly enough, the forty-three stories and poems in this issue are somehow interrelated.

From the new geography of Peter Schwartz’s “Naturalism” to the ancient pagodas of David Starkey’s “Kyongju,” from the misremembered past of Gregory Luce’s “The Last Night of Winter” to the uncertain future of Ann McArdle’s “Tomorrow,” these works speak to the ups and downs of the human experience.

Wherever this issue takes you, we hope that you find what you’re looking for. And, if you happen to meet our poetry editor along the way, tell her that she’s missed.

Contributors

John Bruce, L. Burrow, Lacy Cunningham, Brandon Daiker, Lydia Davis, Derek Dexheimer, William Doreski, Jéanpaul Ferro, Zachary German, Howie Good, Joseph Grant, Gail Gray, Sandy Green, Jason Heller, Jessica Hoard, Carolyn Howard-Johnson, Raffi Robert Kiureghian, Thomas Patrick Levy, Valerie Z. Lewis, Tao Lin, Gregory Luce, Dana Mazur, Ann McArdle, Megan McLachlan, Corey Mesler, PM Mooney, Greggory Moore, Les Plesko, Kenneth Pobo, Richard Radford, Molly Reid, Caleb Ross, Kelly Scarff, Peter Schwartz, Milan Smith, David Starkey, J.J. Steinfeld, Robert Swartwood, and William Walsh.