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Issue 4 Summer 2010

Out of Print

The most beautiful girl in Pittsburgh rents a loft on the South Side. Every morning, she buys a bagel from the hipsters at Crazy Mocha and reads a book at the Beehive. She sits in the corner, thumbing the pages of Wonder Boys or The Perks of Being a Wallflower, while boys with swooping haircuts discuss existential motifs in Russian literature.

After breakfast, the most beautiful girl in Pittsburgh waits tables at the Quiet Storm. Her legs are scarred from the half-pipe at Mr. Small’s, and her hair smells of smoke, a heady blend of birch and chrysanthemum, from the Sphinx Café. From a distance—the fire escape, perhaps—you can see the flash of a red bandana as she delivers a bowl of hummus to the scenesters on the terrace.

After work, she rides her bike to the Co-op on Meade Street. She listens to Beulah, or the latest cassette from Green Records and Tapes, as she fills her cart with gluten-free breads and fair trade coffee. From a distance, crouched beside a slatwall display rack of cruelty-free beauty products, you can see the ohm tattooed on her wrist as she reaches for a box of granola on the top shelf.

Monday night is Zumba Night at the ModernFormations Gallery. Her roommate is the omozukai for a Japanese puppet troupe, and the most beautiful girl in Pittsburgh goes dancing while their apartment becomes a stage for bunraku theatre. Sometimes, especially if the troupe is rehearsing for a show at the Garfield Artworks, you can hear the sound of a shamisen until someone notices you in the bushes across the street.

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Two weeks ago, I sat behind the most beautiful girl in Pittsburgh while she ate breakfast at the Beehive. She was reading, as usual, but when I peered over her shoulder, I was surprised to find that she had moved on from Michael Chabon and Stephen Chbosky. She was reading a battered copy of Pear Noir!

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This issue represents yet another departure from our usual routine. We still have a selection of the best in contemporary writing—consider Chelsea Martin’s “Universal Themes that Anyone Can Relate To,” for example, or Sarah Manguso’s “A Woman”—but some of our contributors this time around are more familiar with a record sleeve than a book jacket.

Here you will find a short story by Fred Thomas, the multi-talented front man for City Center and Saturday Looks Good to Me, as well as a poem by Mike Kinsella, another talented musician who is best known for his work with Owen and American Football. I was fortunate enough to see both men perform earlier in their careers—Saturday Looks Good to Me was on tour with Saves the Day and Kind of Like Spitting, Owen opened for Rainer Maria and Mates of State—and I would recommend their music to anyone with a discriminating ear for heartbreak.

It is important to support the arts: writers and musicians alike. If you are already familiar with either one of these great performers, then I hope you will enjoy their work in a slightly different context. If not, then maybe you will find something new to listen to on a crowded bus or in the solitude of your own room.

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When she was finished eating, the most beautiful girl in Pittsburgh pulled her hair back with a red bandana. Then, marking her place with a ticket stub for Annie Hall at the Oaks, she smoothed her dress and disappeared into the foot traffic that lurched along Carson Street.

Someday, maybe tomorrow, I’ll climb down from the fire escape. I’ll stand up beside the slatwall display rack of cruelty-free beauty products. I’ll step out from the bushes and say hello.

Contributors

Forrest Aguirre, Margaret Bashaar, C.L. Bledsoe, Ryan W. Bradley, Rae Bryant, John F. Buckley, Blake Butler, David Erlewine, Adam Gallari, Marcelle Heath, Jac Jemc, Shane Jones, Zin Kenter, Mike Kinsella, Josh Kleinberg, Meghan Lamb, Stephen Lewis, Kirsty Logan, Lavinia Ludlow, Shawn Maddey, Sarah Manguso, Chelsea Martin, Riley McDonald, Ben Nardolilli, Dusty Neu, Ryan O’Connor, Danny Pelletier, Anji Reyner, Ethel Rohan, Daniel Romo, Rebecca Scherm, Gregory Sherl, Fred Thomas, Irene Turner, and David Yost.